Come aboard the Titanic!
Come get your ticket before they're all gone!
Almost anyone can get there selves a ticket on the unsinkable ship!
If you are a high roller you could purchase a parlor suite and ride like a king!
If you don't want to waste your life savings on a first class ticket, you can get yourself a 2nd class ticket for a fraction of the cost.
And if you can't afford either 1st or 2nd class tickets you can land yourself a 3rd class ticket for almost nothing!
So come aboard the Titanic and get a new life in the United States!
Spots are limited so hurry before they run out.