By: Alec R & Eddie L
Conversation With Chuck
chuck norris: hi hercules how are you so strong
hercules: I am part god!
chuck norris: thats cute
hercules: I have defeated 12 impossible tasks
chuck norris: name them
hercules: the nemean lion, the hydra, the cerynitian hind, eyrmythian boar,cleaning the augean stables, the stymphalian birds, the mares of diomedes, hippolytes belt, the cattle of geryon, apples of the hesperides, the capture of cerbeus.
chuck norris: wow, i did that in third grade.
hercules: are you not entertained!?
chuck norris: I can do that in a straight jacket.
hercules: ok, I bet you are quite the ladies man for a 72 year old man then.
Chuck norris: indeed.
Hercules: ya well I’m immortal so come at me bro.
chuck norris: have you ever saved some ones life?
hercules: yeah I did I went to the underworld and I wrestled hades for my friends life.
chuck norris: I wrestled hades with my pinkie when I was 2
chuck norris great meeting youHercules: see you