Floating Memoire
Forgotten Memories @IIT Kanpur
Floating Memoirs ....
Floating Memoirs
The Introduction.. The great Seduction
.. A wet forgotten backyard ... and floating memories ... Those were the days of pure and simple madness.. for a few of us the madness was left there in the campus only .. but for a large few .... the madness is on wheels// Kamalneet Singh You were the leader the enlightened one in the flock, Gaurav Karakoti was the hardworking lamb who at the end of hard toil produces delicious and healthy soup, while I Chetan Anand was a rebel ... wasnt to be contained in one room or other .. but then Gaurav you will have to agree that You had serious doubts about sanity level of Surd and surely of mine. Kamal the surd was amazingly lazy... and stubborn to the extent that people stopped caring about him ...... — with Gaurav Karakoti and Kamalneet Singh at IIT Kanpur, Hall II.
Alarm ...the unheard time bomb
There was an alarm clock ... which to Gaurav was a time bomb, to me it really didnt matter cause I was awake in general .... and for Kamal, it was a moment of challenge when the alarm used to scream..... kamal the surd just used to control all his emotions and his scheduled never used to get effected with or without alarm clock. Later with general consensus the alarm clock was thrown in Shimla .... but then that also couldn't help Gaurav the hardworking lamb .... he could never wake up and Kamal would always switch it off..... Gaurav you were suffocating with two mad men ... and I was wondering why we are not having more fun ......:)
Techkriti ..the ultimate calling
TECHKRITI.... the occasion... the festival of mental breakdown ... Kamalneet Singh the prophet it received heavenly callings in the morning of Techkriti ... he had awaken with immense energy....we were adviced rather commanded by General Kamalneet Singh not to get diverted by false calling of Techkriti ... we were to serve the purpose of highest order.. we had to set Hall 2 free from fear of Monkeys ... we wanted every ravi ranjan something to go to his room carry hsi lab reports and run to his class/lab like a mad cow so that we could sleep in our room ....the purpose was too great and by no means we could have let it go for Techkriti .. Gaurav was the last one to bring down faith in Prophet's command, while i was already at the terrace with my pair of shoes ...
The Calling
The day Techkriti was announced our Prophet Kamalneet Singh could hear message in the church bells ... he knew that its the day when Judgment has to be brought down upon lesser mortals .. the Monkeys were to be cleaned and rinsed and flushed to heavens or hell of our choice .....
The Wicked Angel
..but then Gaurav you will have to agree that we were really disturbed with these Monkeys in campus ..... The mothers were not much of trouble on their own but then the cute kids ... can't express the feeling of elation which flows inside me to imagine the day our Prophet Kamalneet Singh had shown us the way to bring down Holocaust to these monkeys ...
NCC Shoes
The NCC Shoes ... the key to heavens .. the pair was a symbol of so many different things ... they were right and left/wrong.... cause right is wrong in left and vice verse thus every right is wrong somewhere ... the shoes are clear proof that skin can be used to protect skin... there are cries and sorrows involved in making a pair of shoes but then a Man's feet was to be comforted ... and the shoes are too low to be heard ... the animal underneath makes animals of us all ... Besides, its a symbol of slavery ... these were none less important than a pair drill NCC shoes... I am sure we never did attend NCC sessions with any interest ... atleast I was sure about my goals ... neways so these shoes were brought from NCC Stores and thus these have to be returned.. but then these were the keys to the heavens of no Monkeys!
Terminator
Our adversaries were laced with weapons of latest kind ... they had no doubt about evolution because they could see us going to class every day and running around aimlessly ..while he was lazying around on our stairs, was practicing polygamy, had no body to answer if he supports and promotes public display of emotions ... he had free access ot food sex and comfort ... why would he respect we humans who are just a fag end of their contemporary process ... they evolved faster and this time without changing faces ... the God and the Evil were confronting ... we were waiting for the Prophet Kamalneet Singh to make a move .. and suddenly like a thunderbolt he flashed besides me .. I was exhilarated while Gaurav you will agree that you had turned pale ... cause that day you were sure that the Surd/Kamalneet Singh was mad .. and I was huis companion .. we ahd a secret relationship and surely it wasnt corporal cause all three of us shared the bed .... ")
The Holucaust
The Holocaust ..the grand day after Prophet Kamalneet singh had received the enlightenment! The Monkeys and their family were on the run but they had no recluse cause General Kamalneet Singh was controlling all the posts high and highest possible roof top Hall 2... The Monkeys with their family had to migrate .... and we were on a watch .....
The End
There were mournings... cries and no light .... all night there were laments .. but then .. ravi ranjan and something could drink his milk outside the mess and this night without any fear ...next morning came with happiness ... there were no signs of Monkey distress .... People were just happy and obliged and our Prophet had smiled ...