Two Chickens and One Oxen

Ever have problems storing your wine, salt, and food? Does your food take up too much space and leave you with little storage? Brought by vikings from the north, we introduce a revolutionary kind of product that will save you time, food, and storage! This product will instantly save you space by expanding your space in your homes, boats, and Hubbles..... it's also an excellent way to store your drinks and salt, don't wait order today!

But wait, we're not finished yet, order by ship and we'll throw in another barrel absolutely free! That's two barrels for the price of one!

Don't leave your food out in the cold, order today!

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