McDonalds

Our artificially made food totally won't hurt you!

McDonalds

We are a burger joint. Since 1948 we have been serving burgers, shakes, fries, wraps, and other manufactured foods! Just look at our pink slime claims. We are operated by many smiling workers and a creepy dancing Japanese clown. Our items are very cheap. We also run our Monopoly game every October, WHICH YOU ONLY HAVE 1% chance of actually winning anything decent. We pay our employees minimum wage! Also our suppliers skin chickens and kill them, to appear in your food. Aren't we reputable?
Ran Ran Ru