My Brother

By Olivia Jones

Why He's Annoying

  • He hits me
  • He shoots Nerf darts at my face
  • He asks the stupidest questions
  • He blames everything on me
  • He never likes anything I make for him

Why I Love Him

  • He is smart for his age
  • He let me go to his birthday party at Defy Gravity
  • He loves me
  • I love him
  • He is the best brother anyone could ask for