Satan took his best man home
heavy metal homicide
Our beloved black souled singer Tarantula of the Satanic Saints today was found stabbed in his pool
You are invited to a murder mystery party!
This is a murder mystery party to investigate the death of Heavy Metal icon “Tarantula”, who was found stabbed in his swimming pool in Los Angeles. His group "Satanic Saints" enjoyed 4 controversial years of success, their recent album "when the boomerang comes back: its cuts deep" went triple platinum within a month and sold in 70 countries across the world.
You are Papa D, Number 1 selling rap artist and arch rival of the Satanic Saints.
It is a known fact that you were arch enemies with Satanic Saints. You’re the biggest selling R&B artist in America, you beat the Satanic Saints to number one last month with your single “wrong attitude” in which you slated the band members for their violent lyrics and references to the anti-Christ.
You’ve grown up in the ghetto and you’ve seen violence these middle class geeks could not imagine but you’ve put it behind you now and now with your strong faith in God you have a positive outlook in life.
Your songs are about love and women. Satanic Saints songs are all about murder, rape and Satan, these people shouldn’t be allowed to influence American kids and as that Mr Death he needs therapy!
You’ve nothing personal against the band members. Best to forgive. You didn’t kill Tarantula, you don’t have it in you. But it doesn’t surprise you that someone with so much negativity and hatred died in such a manner.
Talk: Rapper mannerisms
Act: Judgmental, disapproving, sit with your arms folded, arms under armpits.
Further attendants will be:
Hank Perez - manager of the band Satanic Saints
Stoney Walker – Notorious badly behaved bass guitarist of the band
Rick Rocker – Ageing roadie of the band with a lot of old stories to tell
Peaches Van Helden – Porn actress wife of the deceased
Mr Death – Sadistic band member
Sabrina Hitchmen – Long suffering PA of the band
LuLu Henderson – Secretary to the Satanic Saints fan club
Justin “The Skull” Henderson – Obsessive fan of the band.