For sale - House in Washington DC

Standard price: $1,000,00

The White House is for sale!

The president is moving out and decided to sell his home for the extremely cheap price of $1,000,00!

The house comes with:

• A backyard golf course

• A butler

• A cleaning lady

• The option of homeschooling your kids by a professional

• Access to a bunch of files containing top secret information about the USA (Aliens)

A picture of the desk where the president used to solve all the problems of the USA

Washington Estate Agency

Number: 122-545-421

Call us if you're interested!

This house is guaranteed to be awesome.