FUTURE SHÜ
Only four easy payments of $57.96
Has your shoe ever been not futuristic enough?
Well then try out our patented FUTURE SHÜ!
Never before have you been able to cool off your foot just by having no front at all!
Our revolutionary design makes wearing the future shoe comfortable and stylish.
Future Shü is not responsible for any bleeding, swelling, Ebola, happiness, sadness, or neutralness.