By Austin Schaaf
Buying My Schnauzer
That then became a great day, when she left.
It was like we were all meant to be bound.
So we stole her like it was a grand theft.
The Ride Home
The journey to her new abode was long.
She wanted to Clash with Clans on the app.
But she doesn't have thumbs to play along.
I thought she was so seductively small.She was little, like holding a black plush.
We got her a toy, it was a red ball.
This new toy then turned quickly to a mush.
Yet we possess a truely common touch.