Whoville Holiday Hooplah
Starting at $9.99!
Tired of moving stealthily and silently everywhere?
Do your friends mistake you for a ninja, or worse, overlook you even when you are nearby? Treat yourself to one our our fine instruments designed with the discerning Who in mind, and everyone from here to Mount Crumpit will hear the noise Noise NOISE N-O-I-S-E!
Blum Bloopers
$19.99 (or 2 for $29.99)
Gar Dinkas
$19.99 (or 2 for $29.99)
Jing-Tinglers
$19.99 (or 2 for $29.99)
Slew Slonkers
$29.99 (or 2 for $49.99)
Trum Tumpers
$29.99 (or 2 for $49.99)
Who Honkers
$29.99 (or 2 for $49.99)
Electro Who-Cardio Schnook
New for 2013! When an understated entrance simply will not do, bring the noise with the state-of-the-art multi-instrument that has Whos all across the dustspeck talking. ONLY $59.99 while supplies last.
You're sure to get noticed!
Rare Roast Beast, LLC
Email: sales@rareroastbeast.who
Website: rareroastbeast.who
Location: Main Street, Whoville-on-Dustspeck
Phone: (555) 867 - 5309
Limited Time Only
Call our customer care representative Cindy Lu - who's no more than two - within the next 10 minutes to receive a complimentary can of Whohash. Dial 555.867.5309