Healthy and Clean: A How-To

Soldiers, take heed!

Many soldiers have recently suffered from diseases such as dysentery, lice, and other infections of the like. This is a direct effect of the cleanliness policies the army has in place not being enforced. Doing so keeps everything clean and tidy and prevents disease from spreading. Follow the simple steps below to keep you and your neighbor happy and healthy.

Keep yourself ship-shape to help get our country back in ship-shape!

Additional Tips

Army rations are tough, but don't eat anything that could make you sick. Make sure you know what's in it and whether or not it's a spoiled before you take a bite of your friend's "Surprise Soup".