American Pie
Prep time: 12 years k-12 Bake time: 4 years college
Ingredients
3 cups of land flour
1/4 cup sweat from hard work
2 sticks of pride butter
2 cups of respect milk
1/2 cup of sugar from a neighbor
4 apples
3 teaspoons athletic vanilla
1 farm fresh egg
Cooking Instructions
Preheat oven to 911 degrees
In large mixing bowl combine 2 sticks of pride butter and 1 farm fresh egg.(may result in Urge to sing the national anthem.)
Add 1/4 cup of sweat from hard work (additional sprints may be required)
Stir in 3 tsp athletic vanilla
In separate bowl combine 3 cups of land flour and 1/2 cup of neighbors sugar.
Slowly stir in 2 cups of respect milk
Combine both of the bowls together and stir together.
Then fold in diced apples.
Then pour into a 20 X 15 baking pan.
Place in the oven for 4 years
Add to taste
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