American Pie

Prep time: 12 years k-12 Bake time: 4 years college

Ingredients

3 cups of land flour

1/4 cup sweat from hard work

2 sticks of pride butter

2 cups of respect milk

1/2 cup of sugar from a neighbor

4 apples

3 teaspoons athletic vanilla

1 farm fresh egg

Cooking Instructions

Preheat oven to 911 degrees

In large mixing bowl combine 2 sticks of pride butter and 1 farm fresh egg.(may result in Urge to sing the national anthem.)

Add 1/4 cup of sweat from hard work (additional sprints may be required)

Stir in 3 tsp athletic vanilla

In separate bowl combine 3 cups of land flour and 1/2 cup of neighbors sugar.

Slowly stir in 2 cups of respect milk

Combine both of the bowls together and stir together.

Then fold in diced apples.

Then pour into a 20 X 15 baking pan.

Place in the oven for 4 years

Add to taste

3 ft of beard fudge

Rusty gun sprinkles

Championship rings

Cell phone bits

$100 bills

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