Come to the South Side!
The winters here are mild instead of the brutal winters that Northerners must suffer through.
There is also more freedom here for whites because it is more rural and you will have more autonomy.
We give freedom in religion, you can pray to God in anyway.
Our government is powered by the House of Burgess.
We elect people!!!!!!!!!
In addition to all of this, we are the only region to have the rights to the Super Speedy Seed Spitter! This product allows your slaves to get more work done in a shorter amount of time. It is very helpful and it can only be found in the Southern Colonies.