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Whats Your Favorite God?

Recently I was being asked by many people, what is my favorite god? I don't really have a favorite god, but I wanted to know what other people think is their favorite god. I went around and asked them. Here is a list of people and their favorite god.

  • Ethan Leifert- Enki
  • Mark Charmes- Ishtar
  • Queen Caparisos- Shamash
  • Kate Heatzig- Nin
  • Jessy Siegal- Nin
  • Ryan Morris- Ishtar
  • Kevin Harvey- Enlil
As you can see it is a great variety of gods. Email me and tell me your favorite. You might be lucky and be on the next edition of The Meso Times for another article about who is your favorite god.

God Fun Facts

Watch this video below to see a mesopotamian kid recite some facts about gods.


The First Woman Priest Ever Elected Shag Shag

Last week the first woman priest ever was elected. If you need to talk to her, look at her biography below.

The Ziggurats Schedule Next Week

Monday- 7:00 AM-6:30 PM

Tuesday- 7:00 AM-6:30 PM

Wednesday- 7:00 AM-6:30 PM

Thursday- 7:00 AM-6:30 PM

Friday- 9:00 AM-10:00 PM

Saturday- Not Open

Sunday- 7:30 AM-8:00

Friday Night Special- Hammurabi is speaking.

Priests Interview

Sunday, Nov. 15th 201 at 11:30am to Friday, Nov. 15th, 3:30pm

123 Shin Chin Minnie Dim Drive, Mesopotamia

There will be priests interview this Sunday. Do you want to be a priest? Here is your chance. To be interviewed you need to pay 1 Shekel. Hammurabi will be there during your interview. Stop by and you never know what could happen.

Breaking News

Hammurabi Just Added Many New Laws

Breaking News! Hammurabi just added three new laws. Read below to see these horrific and amazing laws.

  1. Wife's have to clean the husbands side of the bed every day.
  2. Ziggurats now have to be a minimum of 320 feet tall.
  3. Who ever attempts to kill their wife shall be burned to death.

Priest Jonah Divern Retires

Sadly we had someone retired yesterday. Jonah Divern has been a priest for 9 years and wants to find a new journey. Below are some pictures of him if you are not familiar. If you see him around town, thank him for all of his hard work.


Hammurabi On His Nice Side

3 days ago King Hammurabi visited a school in Babylon to see what they do every day. He donated 15 shekels to the school. This is a perfect way to give back to the community.

New School

A New school just opened. There is still openings. Come by to 59 Street, Mesopotamia. It is 3 shekels a month. You never know, your kid can become the world greatest scribe ever. Below is the principals contact information.

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