~Sandwiches with meats are called SUBS, not 'hoagies'.

~It's called TAYLOR HAM, not 'pork roll'.

~You identify yourself by what exit on the Parkway in which you live closest to.

~You know to "DO AC".

AC, aka Atlantic City, is full of food, fun, and lots of unique activities to partake (besides trying your luck in the casinos). Many folks in the education field are heading down for a state-wide 'educational technology conference' (I don't wanna upset Scotty & Maria again LOL) and yes, EitnerEDU reps will be available to chat on and off of the convention floor. Look for the EitnerEDU poker chips around the convention center. Chips can be cashed in for food, beverages, or even our sit-down evening of cigars and bourbon! We hope you have a great convention!

Yours in Education,

Dr. Jay Eitner

Proprietor

Eitner Education

PS - "Remember, you work for me, Maria!" - the best line yet!!