~Dr.Love~

ROBBIE IBANEZ

Creeper Loser Lover

Dear Dr.Love,

I have read your column for years, but i never thought that I would be writing to you. I've tried going to meetings of "Women who love to much" but i'm still hurting.so thought maybe you could help me.My problem is that the guy I love doesn't want to be in the same room with me. He says I'm a stalker and I quote "I’ll run from thee and hide me in the brakes,And leave thee to the mercy of wild beasts!" do hear that why does he not like me? I need help!

Advise from Dr.Love

Dear Creeper Loser Lover,


I've read your letter your problem doesn't sound too bad. I'am the love doctor after all. I think I can fix it.

The first solution you could put in action is going to Theseus and beg him for help and hopefully he will set up a marriage with you and Demetrius you'll be happy ,but it will not be true love unfortunately.

Another choice you could approach is probably the best is going and finding the magic flower and turn it into a potion and sprinkle the drops on to his eyes ,but of course all magic comes with a price how you stalk him he will do the same to you.

I hope all your wishes came true. I wish the best of luck for you. I thank you for coming to me for advise and i hope this helped you.


Sincerely, Dr.Love