Greatest Breakup Letter
Declaration of Independence Rewrite
Point One
Dear England, this has to end it can't keep going on. I can't be your bank anymore, all you do is make me pay for your tea, and that's not fair. This is why we are breaking up. We are done Great Britain
Your Tea is Gross
We are done Great Brittian!
Stop Using Me for my money!
Point 2
All that you did was use me for my money and that is the truth, I am an equal to you. I have rights of my own.
Point 3
Point 4
Every time you destroy me, it is my right to be my own person and overcome it.
The Original
Point One: We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.
Point two: We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.
Point Three: That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men
Point Four: That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government,