L.L.N.

the Local Lincoln News

why do you try to be kool??

as you know (from my past articles) koolness is a gift that not everyone possesses. Their are not people in the world who are as kool as Lincoln J. Daniels. I have a very special talent for being kooler that everybody else.

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Dear Reader,

I would like to thank you for voting me (again) to be the person of the month. I know, I win every month and people have asked me to "stand down" and let others win for a change.NO!!! I will never stand down I rule!!! Thanks, Lincoln D.