COME TO NEW ENGLAND
Get wonderful NEW houses!
We have wonderful new houses ready for you to come and buy them!
We have wonderful new houses
waiting for you to come and buy them! Because it is a little chilly, you won't get sick at all, because there are no mosquitos here! Plus! You can have eternal snowball fights! Never underestimate the snow, it could bring in a storm! But the storm means MORE SNOWBALL FIGHTS!!! There are no harmful natives around here! Only nice ones. They can even teach you how to fish, how to grow crops ect. You can get many jobs here, too much to name! Have freedom being Catholic. Yup! Only Catholics! Come on! Quickly! Sail over here to get some snowballs!