The Green Revolution

by Kevin Yuan

Join the Revolution!

Start farming more! Are you sick of being sick? Never able to eat a full meal. Always able to see your ribs? Well the best fix for that is the Green Revolution. Not only will famine be winnowed out of your land, but it will also prove your self sufficiency to other big mean bully countries. You don't need them, if anything, they need YOU! Start producing more crops, enough to export to other silly countries who don't know how to farm, or are too busy building computers, or TVs and that stuff. Make them depend on you for there food and they will respect you! Join the Revolution!