Enough is Enough!

One very naughty cat available to a good home! Guaranteed to be nothing but trouble. Will devour all house, garden plants and electrical wiring within weeks. Excellent at projectile vomiting. Not fussy eater - will chomp at anything available. Full of boundless energy. Definitely not a 'sleeper'. Masses of personality. Full of beans. Won't give you a moments rest. Very affectionate so expect to perpetually 'wear' from the off.