Neptune For Sale!
Asking Price: $125 septillion
Take advantage of this one-time offer!
1.) The farthest planet from the sun- Lots of privacy and serenity!
2.) Its captivating color and rings are unique, unlike any other planet!
3.) Average temp. is -214 degrees Celsius- great for people who love winter!
4.) It takes 165 years to orbit the sun- perfect if you want to be younger
5.) Fastest winds in the solar system, up to 2000 kph- parasailing will be a breeze!
On sale now for the non-negotiable price of $125 septillion
Mercury vs. Neptune
Compared to Neptune, Mercury is tiny, sweltering, and an overall bad investment.
Our Sponsor: Beyonce!
Neptune has 6 rings, so Beyonce is our major sponsor!
Neptune's Active Climate
Neptune has an extremely active climate with winds up to 2000 kph, and many storms raging across its surface. This is truly a dream planet for storm-chasers and thrill seekers alike!