For trade - Bullet proof vest
Cost - 2 bottles of vodka and 30 cigarettes
First come, first serve
- Only two left in stock
- Good condition, used only once before
- Scrawny men can wear it under their shirt and Nazis won't notice
Warning
This item protects only from bullet wounds. It cannot protect you from gas chambers, fire pits, or most beatings. It only protects your chest and back from bullets- not legs, head, arms, or any other exposed parts of the body.