What does it do
The Box protects it's occupants similar to the way an Armadillo's leather shell protects, well, Armadillos!
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Falling Objects Every year, probably TENS of people are crushed by things a box could have saved them from. As you can see in the picture, triangles are woefully incapable of stopping these objects. | Money The Box will make you rich, which in turn, makes you happy. How? The Box will make you live longer, therefore, you will have more time to make money, therefore, you will make more money. | If you don't buy it... If you don't buy it, you will never forget these eye. Trust me. Like seriously, you don't even want to go there. Just buy it. |
Falling Objects
Every year, probably TENS of people are crushed by things a box could have saved them from.
As you can see in the picture, triangles are woefully incapable of stopping these objects.
Money
The Box will make you rich, which in turn, makes you happy.
How?
The Box will make you live longer, therefore, you will have more time to make money, therefore, you will make more money.
If you don't buy it...
If you don't buy it, you will never forget these eye.
Trust me.
Like seriously, you don't even want to go there.
Just buy it.