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Becoming the Hunk Magnet
Mikhaila Miller, Advice Reporter
Mon March 24, 2013
GWINNETT – The key to win a man’s heart is not as complicated as one might think after all.
“Most men are attracted to the physical appearance of women rather that their inner appearance,” says relationship expert Dr. Knowzitol. So ladies, it’s time to start to dress to the nines to win that hunk of beef cake that you saw at Bubba’s Redneck Barbeque.
First off, men love women who have that natural look. They never seem to get enough of it! So, to pull this off, you must have the “No Shave November” mentality every month of the year. Once next spring comes around, you will be able to show off those sexy hairy legs, which is one step in becoming a hunk magnet.
Next, it is necessary to remember that men love women with thin lips. This is one of the reasons why many men are attracted to old British ladies because they are known for constantly pursing their lips, causing that thin lip appearance. Now, this will take some practice, so I recommend that you watch a whole season of Downton Abbey so that you have the whole British mindset down. Now, you’re one step closer to reeling in that nice, big codfish.
To add on to your everlasting sex appeal, it is critical that you are always dressed to impress. Men love a woman who is simple and not too flashy. To get this look, you make sure that you are always in baggy clothes. Furthermore, you must make sure that your colors go together perfectly. An example of this would be an orange and purple t-shirt paired with some green sweats and brown boots, because brown goes with everything. This image will definitely get you a man in no time.
Now, let’s discuss hair. For your hair, it’s best to only wash it once a week. This way, you can get that attractive greasy look. To add on, only have your hair either flat against your cranium or up in a super sloppy bun. Men won’t be able to resist you then.
In like fashion, the nails are also important to remember. It’s true that most men to not pay much attention to the nails, but with these tips, you will definitely get them to notice. Remember, men like natural, so never paint your nails. Also, don’t even clean under or around them. This way, the gentlemen callers will be able to see where you have come from and where you are going. Furthermore, let out you inner wild side and grow out those claws. There is nothing sexier than a woman with claws, just ask any man.
By following these steps, you are bound to fine the man of your dreams within the next ten years, which is basically in no time at all.
“I followed these here steps exactly,” says Norma Willers. “Now I’s married to my cousin Jase. I’s the luckiest girl in town!”
So, why not let you become the next success story like Norma? Now that you have all the right tips to get you started, you are off to becoming an irresistible woman that no one will forget.
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Performance Final: Reflection
Over the course of this semester, the Media Literacy class has taught me much about what media truly means. Before taking this course, I had no idea that media was such a broad subject. From television to social media sites, media is everywhere we look. Also, I never realized how much my smart phone did for me before taking the Media Literacy Class. My phone is basically the key element that links me to almost all the social media in the world. Along with the media aspect of the class, the literary elements of the class taught me about different types of literature. Learning about Shakespeare truly opened my eyes to a whole new world. Furthermore, I must admit that reading about dystopias were my favorite. I will forever remember learning about “V for Vendetta” and reading 1984. The subject of dystopia changed the way that I look at modern society. Overall, the Media Literacy class helped me better understand the world around me.
Aside from teaching me many things that I feel would actually be helpful for me in the future, the Media Literacy class showed me a totally new aspect of Language arts. In past language arts class that I’ve taken, I felt as though they focused on writing. It seemed like every other week we were getting a new essay to write. In contrast, this Media Literacy class focused more on reading and reflecting on what we learned by using the means of social media, as in the Smores. Honestly, I enjoyed this class much more that my other language arts classes because it was actually interesting. It taught me more than just reading and writing skills. It taught be about the actual world that I live in. In retrospect, I appreciate this class for teaching me more than the average academic class.
For final consideration, the Media Literacy course was interesting and educational. Though I enjoyed the class, there are some minor tweaks that I would make to allow a student to get the most out of the course. First off, I would not read Freakonomics because I feel like it doesn’t have much to do with the course. Instead, I believe that it would be helpful in an economics course, or even a sociology course. Also, I would add more Smore assignments to give students more chances to reflect on what they are learning. In conclusion, there is not much that I would change about this class, and I hope that future students are able to enjoy the Media Literacy course as much as I did.