High School Drop Out
His smell Is disgusting, his hygiene questionable,
His reek so bad that that the use of his spray on deodorant is negligible.
Dropping out of school at the age of sixteen,
His life soon sank faster than a submarine.
Never having done any work in his life,
He always said "why deal with the strife?"
His parents tried helping, tried being supportive,
Yet he just used their money for drugs, ones which were addictive.
A sweatshirt he wore with old tattered up jeans,
Trying to cheat the system with uninventive schemes.
He finally found a job with a giving and caring boss,
From whom he stole saying oh well it's his loss.
After being fired he signed for unemployment and welfare,
He never searched for a job thinking its free money why should I care?
Lazy and ungrateful he still hasn't learned,
That you may have to work for things instead of taking what others have earned.
Trust Fund Baby
Down the street he walks with a swagger,
Acting like he is all powerful, as if holding a dagger.
Graduating from Stanford top in his class,
Everyone knew he was given a free pass.
For 4 generations his family had gone,
It wasn't his hard work that let him step foot on it's lawn.
Since he was a child he had been given everything,
He never worked hard for really anything.
After graduating he immediately got a job,
Working under his father who was CEO making him even more of a snob.
He made enough money to buy his own city,
He still thought giving any to charity would be a real pity.
Welfare he thought was a theft of his hard earned money,
Even when it was given to 3 kids and their mommy.
He always said hard work is what people had done who had succeeded,
Ironic since it was something he had never needed.
In the plane they both take their seat,
Cutting in front of women and children needing help, still on their feet.
One in first class the other in the back,
Both lack sympathy for the child having a panic attack.
Simultaneously they both ask for a glass of wine,
And when told to wait they both squeal like swine.
The plane takes off headed for the Caribbean,
One man goes for vacation, one to make sure he is never seen again.
Sitting in the back of the plane this man is a drop out,
He stole the money for his plane ticket from his parents while he was laying about.
He is going to escape his debt and run away from his troubles,
Although his life hasn't really been filed with many struggles.
A CEO he is going on vacation,
Although his everyday life is pretty much a haven.