Eric Cartman

The Common Kid for Class President

South Park Needs a Leader

Eric Cartman is that leader. He knows what you want, and that is why he is planning on putting a giant bounce house and a 1,000 square foot trampoline on the playground, if budget allows.

Everyone is Voting for Authority

In recent polls, 97% of students were willing to vote for Eric, and even offered him their lunch money. Voting for Kyle Brovlovski makes you a dork, vote for Cartman and join the cool kids.

Vote Eric Cartman for Class President