The Common Kid for Class President
South Park Needs a Leader
Eric Cartman is that leader. He knows what you want, and that is why he is planning on putting a giant bounce house and a 1,000 square foot trampoline on the playground, if budget allows.
The Common Kid
Eric Cartman is a common kid, just like you, that understands your needs.
Mr. Cartman is the source of authority that South Park Elementary desperately needs.
Kyle is an imperialist nerd that wants to make South Park a dictatorship powered by broccoli stew lunches.
Everyone is Voting for Authority
In recent polls, 97% of students were willing to vote for Eric, and even offered him their lunch money. Voting for Kyle Brovlovski makes you a dork, vote for Cartman and join the cool kids.