For Sale: Edgar Allan Poe's Writing
Price: Your soul (This price is negotiable)
All of Edgar Allan Poe's writings!
Are you a fan of Edgar Allan Poe? Well guess what! You could own it all! Come on down and give us the right price and it could all be yours: Tell Tale Heart, Murders at the Rue Morgue, 4 Beasts in one, the Homo-Cameleopard, and much, much more!
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In case your new, I would like to tell you a little bit about Poe. Poe was orphaned at three and left with his godfather. He was a heavy alcoholic and got fired from his job due to it and also possibly died from it. He possibly died from it because it was never confirmed how he died. I hope this was enough background information for you.
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