Mr. Urdd is Keeping Me Hostage

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Hello reader, my name is Rapsgaliwn and I am being held hostage in Mr. Urdd's basement. My arms and legs have been tied to a chair so I'm using the voice recognition of siri from an iphone 4s. I'm a world famous rapper who has had a grand total of 0 songs in the 1,000,000 best songs of 2013. I need help!

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