How to Make the Civil War
How to Create the Civil War in 7 Simple Steps
Ingredients
1. 1/2 Cup of Slavery
2. 1/2 Cup of Westward Expansion
3. 2 Tbs. of Uncle Tom's Cabin
4. 1 Tsp. of John Brown
5. 4 Slices of Abraham Lincoln
6. A Few Shavings of the Dred Scott Decisions
7. Sprinkle Bombing of Fort Summter
Steps of Success
1. Add 1/2 Ups of Slavery
2. Add 1/2 Cups of Westward Expansion
3. Mix very well
4. Add 2 Tbs of Uncle Tom's Cabin
5. Add 1 Tsp of John Brown
6. Add a Few Slices of Abraham Lincoln
7. A Few Shavings of Dred Scott Decision
8. Sprinkle on Some of the Bombing of Fort Summter
9. Cook for 45 min
10. Let it Cool for 2 min