St. Patrick's Day Dinner
Good food, better company, and possibly crazy dancing!
A Traditional Irish Blessing (With some liberties)
May the leaves of lettuce on your burgers always be free from worms
May the crows never wake you up in the morning
If you inherit a donkey, may she let you ride her around the world!
If you want to find out the original, you may want to be present for tomorrow's dinner!