Obese? We've got camps!

Allysa Garza, Jorge Leonardi

Have you been struggling with obesity?

Obesity is a major issue around the world, especially in America. With adults aging 20 and older, 2/3 are considered over weight, and 1/3 are considered obese. This issue can be solved, with our simple solution!

CONCENTRATION CAMPS! :)

Which damp do you go to?

The men and women who have been diagnosed obese with go to our upper weight level camp! This camp includes intense workouts all day long, while being feed heavy amounts of protein. Don't worry about not being motivated, if you stop working 5 times in one day, you will get shot! :)

What if i'm not obese, just fat?!

Don't worry. we have a camp for you too! You will be put into a less intense camp in which you will be also going to a gym and working the weight off. Once you have reached a mile time less than 7 minutes and 30 seconds, you will be released!

What kind of food will keep me in shape?

No need to worry about food selection! Fast food chains have been dismantled, and our wonderful complying, all in shape, government will provide 3 days worth of food to your household. This food mostly includes Asian cuisine, with plenty of vegetables and protein.

What if I want other types of food?

We have a fix for that! If you have the right amount of money, you may be one of the lucky few to indulge in Mexican and Italian foods! But don't forget to work off the calories, just because you're rich doesn't mean you will not be sent to our wonderful camps!

Want to know which camp to go to?