Save the environment, save lives!
By: Beza Aseres and Surbhi Todi
Why waste a life, when you can give it to someone else?
For years, smokers have endangered the lives of many, including themselves, and no one has done anything about it. Their addictive habits have infected us and our environment! But the time has come for that to change. The solution to all of our problems!
Solution!
With the help and funding of the government, we can have all the smokers killed, strip their bodies of the non infected organs, and sell the organs to those in need of functioning body parts. Its the perfect way to fix our smoking problem, while giving back to those in need!
Families will be happier and healthier!
With all those people needing organs this plan will help bring families together! And without their troublesome smoking family members life will be so much better!
No more second hand smoking!
Don't you hate it when you're taking a stroll and you smell the horrible odor of a cigarette? Well that issue will be completely eliminated!
Environmental issues gone!
With all the environmental problems in our world litered cigarette buds won't be a problem anymore!