Pency Prep
Allen Lee
School for Bastard's
Everyone at Pency is a bastard. There are a million phonies here. It annoyes the hell out of me. Sure, Pency advertises as a great place, but in reality, it's all morons. If you want teachers who don't care about you and classmates that are slobs and phonies, you should just go here.
Ernest Morrow
In my mind, Ernest Morrow is the " biggest bastard that ever went to Pency, in the whole crumuby history of the school." I didnt want to tell the truth to Ernest Morrow's mother about her son, so I said positive things.
Football
Footballl is a very big deal around Pency. People always wear the same colors, it annoys the hell out of me. Almost the entire school was there but me and any of the broads.
Learn how to successfully fail
Come on down to Pency, where teachers teach you how to fail. They always seem like they are right but there not, and all that crap.
Pency
This is the school that I went to, but i got kicked out because my grades weren't good. So, Pency welcomes you! Until you get bad grades or apply yourself, then you get the Ax.