A HUMAN'S guide to Bunburying
As told FABULOUSLY by Yakira Rupenthal
Developing your alias
1. Your two separate lives collide
2. You become famous
3. You cure cancer
4. You go to prison
These problems can be very serious, but all can be solved easily.
Your separate lives colliding is probably the worst problem that could happen. Be sure to keep your separate lives as far away as possible. In fact, if you say you're on a business trip, it makes deceiving people even easier.
If you somehow manage to become famous, WELL BY GOLLY GREAT JOB SONNY, YOU'RE ONE IN A MILLION. Becoming famous is also a very bad idea. Your family could be a bunch of gold digging douchenozzles, and try to stay with you because of your newfound fortune. They could also try to kill you for lying about your identity. So just keep a calm watered- dwoen lifestyle.
If you cure cancer, well, nobody should be mad at you, so. umm. yeah...
Really? Do I even have to explain why you shouldn't go to prison? Just be a good law abiding citizen.