A joke a day keeps the doctor away!

Make someone laugh!

What do you call a pig that knows karate?

- A pork chop!

Why do bees have sticky hair?

-Because they use honeycombs.

Why was the man running around his bed?

-He wanted to catch up on his sleep.

What does a robot frog say?

-Rib-bot. (Said in your best robot voice)

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

-Because 7 8 9!

What's black and white, black and white, black and white?

-A penguin rolling down a hill!

Why do cows wear bells?

-Because their horns don't work!

What does a snail say when it's riding on a turtle's back?


How did the barber win the race?

-He knew a short cut.