Dutton today
by Avery Dutton, K-dog
40 year old missing man found
At cuckoo emily's house 12:00 am 12/25/1920 suspected killer santa. after stumbling into emily’s house we found candy canes all over the plays. Hoof marks were all over the roof and he mover’s. before that emily was sent to a mental institution for the mentally unstable. Mover’s had to clean out house for foreclosure when they found homer ,emily’s lost lover, on the bed where emily had slept for the last 40 years. It appeared that there had been stabbing marks by candy cane were santa stabbed him. she said “my honey boo it wasn’t me it was santa man he came down from the chimney and said you owe me”. thats why shes going away. during the autopsy they tested his blood was positive for rat poison which brings the question why would santa poison after stabbing him when asked for a quot santa said “ He didn't die the year i came and stabbed him so i spiked his hot coo coo with deer scate vary deadly to human’s and eff’s but that's another story for another day ho ho ho”. So later that day police arrested santa he was less than pleased now the biggest trial will be big. not so holly jolly.