The Hadley House Welcomes You!
Everybody is talking about the outstanding Hadley House!
Buy it now for only thirty thousand dollars!
Extroidinary features of the house!
The Hadley Kitchen
The finest kitchen in all the land!
The Hadley Bathroom
The cleanest bathroom in the world!
The Hadley Nursery
Where your imagination runs wild.
The nursery so far has been called the best room in the whole house!
What this house can do for you!
This house will cloth, feed, tie your shoes and shine it, play with you, sing to you, rock you to sleep, brush your teeth, comb your hair, shut off and on the lights when you leave or enter a room, and be good to you. This house also includes voice clocks, shoe lacers and shiners, body scrubbers, body swabbers, body massagers, and a picture painter.