The Magic Forest Times

Ask The Hocus Pocus (Nikhil Bendre)

Dear Hocus Pocus...

Dear Hocus Pocus,

I have read your column for years, but I never thought that I would be writing to you. I've tried going to meetings of "Women who love too much" but I'm still hurting, so I thought maybe you could help me. My problem is that the guy I love doesn't want to be in the same room with me and I need to know how to get him to take interest in me. Please don't tell me to move on. Trust me, I've tried and I just can't. I need your help!

Sincerely,

The Fragile One


Dear Fragile One...

Dear Fragile One,

I am very sorry about this guy. I really hope my advice can help you! I hear these kinds of problems all the time. Although, it's usually the guy asking for the advice!

You have many options. However, I think the most effective way would be to just stay away from him until HE needs YOU. Now keep in mind that this requires patience and is a risk. He may not come to you. On the contrary, he may realize that he loves you.

I have come up with another solution. You could simply use magic. Its a risk because it could backfire but on the other hand, he could love you endlessly. If you decide to follow this suggestion, then allow me to guide you on how to obtain the magic you will need. It's quite simple. You will need to go to the Magic Forest and find a Sorcerer named Vintage. He is the one that will help you cast a love spell on your desired man. You will have to move swiftly, because the forest guards will be on the lookout.

I really hope things work out and I hope my advice helped. Whatever happens, just know that I am rooting for you. If things don't work out with this guy, I know you'll find someone else: Someone who listens, someone who cares and understands, someone who will give you everything that he can. You seem like a really kind-hearted person and if things don't work out with the man you want now, someone else will come along and they'll be a thousand times better.

Sincerely,

The Hocus Pocus