Thursday, December 18, 2014
Santa '85: A Spielberg Christmas Movie
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"Just once I'd like to meet someone who wasn't a fair weather friend."
"I feel like nobody really likes me..."
So, how're the new bifocals?
Twas the Night Before Christmas and Santa's a Wreck
'Twas the night before Christmas and Santa's a wreck,
How to live in a world that's politically correct?
His workers no longer would answer to "Elves"
"Vertically Challenged" they were calling themselves.
And labor conditions at the North Pole
were alleged by the union to stifle the soul.
Four reindeer had vanished, without much propriety,
Released to the wilds by the Humane Society.