The Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly
By Simms Taback
A woman of an elderly age is not capable of controlling her eating habits. The food triangle does not pertain to her daily life routine. Perhaps, an animal food pyramid does. Shortly after eating a fly, the old lady continued her binge eating by consuming larger and larger animals. It all started from a taste of a little fly. Although, I don't know why she swallowed the fly, perhaps she'll die.
"Everybody knows about the old lady who swallowed a fly..."
"I don't know how she swallowed a cow..."
"She swallowed a horse..."
("She died of course!")