For U.S. Congressman
Defense- If one issue in this country has been controversial, its how much money we should spend on our military. Davis will ensure that nothing gets less money than our military. He plans to do this by introducing and approving of spending bills to replace every active infantrymen with a less expensive animal of some kind, such as a pig or a tortoise. This will cost our country less and even perhaps deter violence due to the aesthetic quality of most animals.
Education- Davis Read believes that every child in our country deserves the best education possible. He plans to introduce bills to take away the power of education from the states and give it directly to the federal government. This will ensure that all children receive the same great education and will all end up the same once they graduate.