wanted: a boyfriend

(a good one)

What am I looking for?

  • good hair
  • tall
  • tan
  • funny
  • well dressed
  • likes horses
  • brings me flowers

Deal Breakers:

  • not trustworthy
  • bad hygiene
  • not down to earth
  • disrespectful
  • doesn't like my family
  • doesn't like chocolate
  • doesn't like to talk things out
  • doesn't like my attitude
  • doesn't like my pets
Sometimes I may be high maintenance, therefore my dream date may be expensive. My dream date would be a trip to the Caribbean, the location doesn't matter as long as its pretty and the water is blue. I would prefer to get there by private jet because sometimes people on public planes freak me out. Once we get there, I would like to stay in either a house or a resort as long as it has at least 4.5 stars. For dinner (maybe lunch and breakfast too) I would like to eat outside on the beach or on a boat, preferably when the sun is setting or rising because that is more romantic. But I don't want to stay on vacation for too long because I need to get home to my pets. So just a few days would be good.

“If you’re horrible to me I am going to write a song about you and you are not going to like it. That’s how I operate.” -Taylor Swift


"I don't know i've never been in a relationship." -Lily Johnson