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ASSASSINATION OF ARCHDUKE AND WIFE

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Our beloved leader Archduke Franz Ferdinand and his loving wife Princess Sophia were assassinated last night by members the Serbia anarchists last night in the brink of night in Sarajevo this act will not go unpunished they where brutally assassinated with a bullet to the head leading to a permanent night sleep.to day our politicians are discussing what to do with this atrocious act rumours has it that they will be declaring war on those sick darwinists and get our revenge.

Aleksander prince of austrian hungarian MISSING

The royal son has declared missing last night presumed dead or kidnapped from the in the family palace it is probably the work of the Serbia spys Count Volger and Ottoman how where also accounted missing that night. The escape vehicle is clear the family storm walker if you see this iconic storm walker with the hapsburgs family coats of arm on its breast plate please report to the Austrian Hungarian army force or royal army force