Week 10: Wiener
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Lines of the Night
Tuesday: Hot Ice Beast: 4g, 5, -9, 8pim, 6ppp, 30sog, 31fw, 17hit, 12blk, 1.85gaa, 26sv, .929sv%
Wednesday: Joan Smoothers: 3g, 4a, +0, 2pim, 2ppp, 13sog, 12fw, 7hit, 8blk, 2.03gaa, 57sv, .934sv%
Thursday: THAT IS NOT AN ELBOW: 2g, 6a, +1, 6pim, 3ppp, 40sog, 29fw, 16hit, 11blk, 0.96gaa, 49sv, .961sv%
Friday: Cat Pasey: 2g, -1, 2pim, 11sog, 2fw, 11hit, 5blk
Saturday: Zamboners: 5g, 9a, +7, 7pim, 4ppp, 27sog, 11fw, 9hit, 18blk
Sunday: NeonDion PewpMachine: 1g, 5a, -1, 2pim, 1ppp, 21sog, 31fw, 13hit, 5blk
Week 10 Matchups
Puuuussssyyyy ;-) (ELBOWs 7, Droplets 4):
Shut up Brian (Joan 8, Beast 5):
Things I don't like about Brian's team:
- Still creepin on the ELBOWs in the standings
- Ratboi Perry is on it
- He still hasn't traded me Evander Kane for Wayne Simmonds
Shut up Mike
Charlie still comin for those playoffs ;-) (Bonerz 7, Cats 4):
Same dumb team name, different result (Dead 8, Neon 3):
You know what's funny? Austin lost five straight games and tied one, and is still five spots ahead of Charlie ;p
Pat confiscates Chris's Raisin Bran; Chris angry (Pasey 7, Frenzy 5):
Week 10 Awards
Horseshoes and Hand Grenades: Fiber Frenzy
Tight BuTThole: Cat Pasey
Desk Pop: The Malkin-g Dead
Domesticated: Every once in a while it's nice to change things up, and seeing as Matt, and especially Charlie, are really running away with this award, I figured I would shake it up. That's why this week I'm giving the DA to none other than THE COMMISSIONER HIMSELF WASSSSUUUUPPPPPPPP!?!?!?!?! Sometimes you just gotta go ice skating in SF, and maybe get some clam chowder in bread bowls. GOOD FOR YOU, COMMISH!!!!!!!!!! ;D
Week 11 Predictions
Cat Droplets: Pat and Ryan will likely be smoking themselves silly and will be too high to notice what's going on. This is what will happen: Ryan's goalies will caper his butt again (oops already happening), and Pat will win out enough secondary categories to take the dub. Pasey 8, Droplets 4
Joan's Meow: Matt is clearly still reeling from the fantasy football shame spiral, and will continue to do so until he gets his name on the Cat Peen one year after winning it all. Joan 7, Meows 5
Malkin-g Boners: Mmmm an epic dumpster clash, where one team is now 'trying,' and another is 'technically part of this league'. Charlie will continue his playoff pipe dream while shopping for his and hers oven mitts. Zamz 7, Dead 5
Fiber Machine: Like their on-the-bench acrimony, nobody wins. Frenzy 6, PewpMachine 6
Don't forget to go fuck yourselves,
G<3d