Because I'm too tired to cook a damn turkey.
If I buy a case of champage, will you help me drink it?
But this work trip kicked my ass and I'm feeling pretty tired/lazy in general, so I thought...why not a Friendsgiving brunch? Who doesn't like unlimited mimosas and breakfast food? NO ONE, that's who.
With that said....get your fat pants (these are regular pants for Dan) ready for....
FRIENDSGIVING BRUNCH. It's what the Pilgrims would have wanted.
Saturday, Nov. 23rd, 1pm
3173 18th St NW
2:00 - Eat some things
3:00 - Get progressively more drunk on mimosas
4:00 - Alma starts dancing/chanting/whatever it is I do when I'm drunk and happy
5:00 - You can get the hell out of my house (if you want) and go drink some more somewhere else or take a nap and wake up 16 hours later. JK you can stay forever!
- You have to help me finish the champagne.
- You should bring a +1 if they're cute.