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Love advice with Mr.L

A hopeless, love-struck, and loyal spaniel has troubles with their owner.

From the Spaniel,

Dear Mr.L,

I have read your column for years, but I never thought that I'd be writing to you. I've tried going to meetings of "Women who love too much" but I'm still hurting, so I thought maybe you could help me. My problem is that the guy I love doesn't want to be in the same room with me. He is always rude to me, he used to love, and cant stand me anymore! Is there any way to earn his love back?"

-A hopeless, love-struck, and loyal spaniel.