The New Kingdom Times
New News for the New Kingdom by Isabella Roventini
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Hatshepsut's Tomb: Grafiti
Just take a look at the rude writing on the picture to the right of this! How rude! Just because she was a woman, there is no need to write such rude messages. I mean seriously, we have bananas now. Maybe she was a little weird... she wore a fake beard... (oh, look, that rhymed). But there is no need to disrespect your former pharoah like this.
"Hear ye, all persons! Ye people as many as ye are! I have done things according to the design of my heart!"
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Remembering Ahmose
Many years ago today, Ahmose founded the New Kingdom. We thank him for voluntarily taking on his deceased father and brother's role as the Pharoah, who would lead us into battle against our enemies, the Hyksos and Nubians, even after his the tragic deaths of his father and older brother.
Ramses II: The Gods Must Love Him
As we know, our pharoah, Ramses II, has outlived many of us Egyptians, and is far older than 50, our age expectancy. Our theory is that the Gods are fond of him, and since he is a God himself, he must be very powerful, maybe even more powerful than any other pharoahs. Our beloved pharoah has been one of the most celebrated pharoahs. We asked the opinion of one of his sons, one who he hasn't outlived him, the next in line for his throne, not that we're sure he'll live until them, Merneptah.
Yea, I mean, my dad has lived pretty long *cough* he's outlived most of us *cough*. He's a great pha*cough*-roah, but will he ever die? Seriously. I-I *cough* I mean, I may not *cough* have much longer, and I want to go to the afterlife a pharoah. You *cough* get what i'm saying. Don't tell him I said that. What what you recorded thi-
-Merneptah, prince, 50
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