By: Austin Leech and Cara LaSala
"Expand your mind, change the world."
Are you a right fit for our world?
The Reason Why This Society Exists
Benefits of Joining Opulentus
Achieve the American Dream
Comparison to Fahrenheit 451
Rules of the Society
Rule #1. Monthly intelligence tests are required.
Rule #2. One must maintain a professional appearance if a public outing is planned.
Rule #3. Violence of any kind is not tolerated whatsoever and is looked upon as being callow.
Rule #4. If you do not understand a concept, you must report yourself to the Emendare officials and you will be assisted in understanding it by undergoing an intelligence improvement.
Rule #5. You must visit the Emendare office weekly, for routine intelligence improvements improvements.
Rule #6. You must contribute at least one idea in solving a worldly problem every month.
Failure to respect and honor these rules, or failure to report an individual who is in violation of these rules will result in immediate termination of your membership and you will be expelled from Opulentus.
- Becoming bored of never being the smartest person in the room.
- Not wanting to share your intelligence.
- Not wanting to abide by our rules.
- Heated debates that turn violent.
Solutions to these problems-
- If you want to leave you are welcome to. In order to do this you just have to see the Emendare officials and return your ideas, wealth, and any projects you have created back to Opulentus.
- If you do not want to share your brain your membership will be revoked and you will be kicked out of Opulentus for failure to participate in solving the world's problems.
- If you do not want to recieve mandatory intelligence improvements then you are not considered one of us. We do not allow independent and illogical people in Opulentus, you will be kicked out.
- If you are having a heated debate with a fellow Opulentius member that turns violent both of you will be removed from the situation, by force if necessary. Once you are removed you will be expected to go through an intelligence imrpovement that helps you to see why violence is never the answer. However, if after committing your first offense and then you commit a second act of violence, you will be kicked out because you have proven that you are refusing and denying necessary change.
*If you are one of many who wonder our location...that is information will not be disclosed to you unless you become an Opulentus member.